talk about oversharing lmao
A boy and a girl sit on the couch. The girl is under a blanket, snuggling against the boy.
Girl: Confession time!
The boy is confused
Girl: I tell you a secret, then you tell me one!
Girl: I am actually a giant snake in an elaborate disguise! Aided by my snake brethren, we wish to have many snake-people babies with you, who may integrate with the humans and serve as ambassadors of our kind.
Boy: I pretend to love you because I'm scared of being alone.
The girl moves away from the boy with a sad look on her face
Girl (with a sad smile): So I... I guess we both are snakes... Hahaha!
Boy (akwardly): hahaha...
The girl turns into a snake and eats the boy's head.