On a Date

Lee and a woman are walking together. They're dressed up nice.

Lee: That was fun!

Girl: Yeah

The girl puts her hand on Lee's shoulder.

Girl: Hey. One more thing.

She pulls out a knife and very slowly plunges it into lee's ribcage. Black, oily blood comes from the wound. Lee grimaces and stares at the girl angrily. She's smiling gently.

Lee: Why have you done this terrible thing?

Girl: It's satire.