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Comic: Marvellous Means page 1

Marvellous Means

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Transcript

There is a young Lee with swooshy hair.

Lee: Today's comic is sponsored by...

He holds up a knife.

Lee: War™

He approaches two kids, a little girl and boy, and shows them the knife.

Lee: Hello children, do you like knives™?

Both Children: Yes.

Lee hands the boy the knife.

Lee: This knife™ sends people back in time when stabbed!

Children: Woah.

Lee: Have fun!

The children run off with the knife.

Off-panel, we hear several people being stabbed

Unknown voice: Seize the means!

Lee: Uh-oh. The children have killed the government and established a Marxist state.

The boy is directing the construction of a statue of a man. A crane is lowering the statue onto a base, upon which text is being chiseled by a man. The girl is stabbing a dead body.

The statue is revealed to be of Karl Marx, with "PAPA" poorly carved on the base. The children are dancing and skipping around the it.

Lee: This collaboration has gone very poorly.

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