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Bovine

Yes, the bovine language not only has an equivalent to the word "partner", it has a colloquial variant used in the old west that can be translated as "pardner".
Transcript

A cowboy is riding on a bull up to a southern Belle.

Belle: How ever did you get that bull so tame and mild?

Cowboy: As it so happens I have the God-given gift to speak the bovine language!

Belle: My goodness! I would love to see a demonstration!

Cowboy: Can do!

Cowboy (in the bovine language): Say, pardner, have anything you'd like to say to this lovely lady?

The Bull: Please... no more of these games. Just let me see my family. Let me see they're okay.

Cowboy (in human language): Hehe... he says: "I ain't too fond of red, but I'll make an exception for that lovely dress!"

Belle: What a charmer he is!

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