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Apple

girls hatch from apples and boys hatch from bell peppers and that's why girls are crisp and boys are spicy
Transcript

Lee is staring intently at an apple. It's been set on a pillow with a lamp shining on it. He scratches his nose. Suddenly, the apple begins to crack. It splits open like an apple, revealing a tiny pink lady.

Pink Lady: I am born.

Lee: Will you be my girlfriend?

Pink Lady: Creating a sentient lifeform just to trick it into being your girlfriend is exactly why you don't have a girlfriend.

Lee: Please don't bully me.

Pink lady: lmao I most definitely will.

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