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Comic: Wisdom Tortoise

Wisdom Tortoise

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Transcript

It's a major news broadcast with two anchors, a man and woman.

Male Anchor: And now for our lesson of the day with The Wisdom Tortoise.

It cuts to a baby tortoise in an aquarium. It is approaching a lettuce leaf, opening its mouth to take a bite. It bites down, completely missing the leaf.

Male Anchor: A fantastic session.

Female Anchor: We have so much to learn from the Wizard Turtle.

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